What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

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No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Saepe maiores nam debitis sequi corporis quasi quasi dolores.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

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Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Then came..

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

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Next, they tried...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

When does a woman know she is cumming?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

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