What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:08

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
After 27 years, engineer discovers how to display secret photo in Power Mac ROM - Ars Technica
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Eight Centers Lions Could Sign to Replace Frank Ragnow - Sports Illustrated
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Saepe maiores nam debitis sequi corporis quasi quasi dolores.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
The nine-armed octopus and the oddities of the cephalopod nervous system - Ars Technica
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Baseball Gameday: 5/31/25 vs. TCU - Oregon State University Athletics
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Scientists Stumble Upon The World’s Oldest Stomach Stone Fossil - The Daily Galaxy
Then came..
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Alex Cora reacts to Boston Red Sox trading Rafael Devers, what went wrong - MassLive
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
When does a woman know she is cumming?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The 'Japanese Walking' Fitness Trend Has Science-Backed Benefits - ScienceAlert
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Trump Punts on Crypto Divestment, Says If US Didn't Have Bitcoin 'China Would' - Decrypt
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
So they tried